Beach style

Spring

So I guess I’ve been away for a while. My only excuse is that I haven’t been myself, better to be honest right? But how are you? That’s what I want to know. Talk to me. In the meantime here’s my piece for spring.

I am woman

The stupidity of the English

Ok so i'm a proud tea drinking, umbrella carrying English citizen. But over the years something has been drawn to my attention - the stupidity of the English. There have been many jokes against English culture - getting over excited when it’s hot and being equally unprepared when it snows, being able to take sunglasses and an umbrella out at the same time and of course politeness. No matter what we Brits will merrily que to whatever end.

At this point i direct you to a link from National Lampoons European Vacation

                                     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsM0CwqGrBs

So now perhaps you are beginning to understand my point?

Well as i was saying i have started to pick up on these traits. Recently i've found myself using my local busses regularly and in doing so i've noticed a couple of things. Firstly Brits don't like to 'hold on' when standing on the bus, the amount of times i've watched groups of people swaying about as the bus turns down the streets. In fact once when i was getting up to leave a girl hopped out in front of me stood up (without holding on to anything) and the bus suddenly stopped, at which point she flew backwards stood on me (whilst wearing heels i feel i should add) and i caught her before she fell. Most would perhaps turn round and thank the person who just saved them from embarrassment, or maybe even apologise for standing on them. But no this girl shook herself off and just casually walked off ahead of me. So instead of the Brits avoiding this unnecessary awkwardness they continue to bob along on the bus. The only thing i can conclude about this is that it's not 'cool' to hold on to prevent yourself from falling over.

So there's one example.

Another thing i've witnessed, nobody waits at pedestrian crossings anymore, or looks before they cross the road. The amount of times i've watched people (of all ages) run out into the road because the person in front of them did - therefore assuming that if the person ahead thinks that it is ok it must be! I've already witnessed a girl who was knocked down in one of these occasions however daily i have to watch people hustle out into a busy road all for the sake of impatience. So of course this leaves me standing alone, waiting, watching the elderly and the handicapped dare to go where i daren't.

I could continue but i think you see my point. The English would rather risk their lives or embarrass themselves, for the sake of being quick or 'cool'.

Snow what!?

I realise it's been a while since we last spoke and for that i am truly sorry, I can only provide the usual apologetic response and explain that i've been busy etc So how have you been? As sick of the snow as i am? Wasn't January dismal, snow, darkness, lack of inspiration (once you've worn the same pair of jeans 3 days in a row). Oh good i thought i was the only one tired of wearing the ol' boots and jeans combo! Want to hear my solution? Woolyshorts with thick tights! I picked up a fabulous light beige pair from my local vintage store, high waisted wonderfulness! Look at my 'Snow what!?' collection for some inspiration!

Snow what!?

Valentine's day

 Who else do you turn to for fashion inspiration other than Audrey Hepburn?

This is a man's world?

Nothing to wear? For my male readers, or concerned friends/girlfriends. This look is bound to impress. For a dressed down look, style the jeans with a smiple t-shirt. Date? Why not try buttoning up your shirt all the way? Maybe a knitted skinny tie? Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone!

Flower Power

I love rock & roll

Parisian chic

Bella Swan

An addictive song, to go with an addictive new look!

Want Bella's laidback style? Try this look and you'll be beating off the vampires! - or should i say wolves?

Romantic first date

Worried about what you should wear on your first date? Well this outfit is set to impress! To begin with, the nude heels will make your legs look longer. The leather jacket gives the soft skin coloured dress an exciting edge. Team them with matching gold jewellery and a pair of retro glasses and you'll have secured your second date before you've even begun! Now all to remember is to keep the make up fresh, and wear a lipstick in a bold colour attracting attention to your soft lips!